Dear Joan Osborne

"Phone" and "Rome" don't rhyme

Technically "us" and "us" don't either ...but I'll let that slide.

- Megan

Happy Hour PLUS

4:30 Rob brings beer to office
5:00 Happy hour begins
5:30 I introduce myself as Ashley's assistant and explain that its my
job to introduce her to hot guys. Or else I get fired.
7:30 we head to Wrigleyville
8:00 dancing with random people
8:30 convince limo driver to take us to Second City.
9:00 thinking I was reminding Ash to grab her phone off the limo seat I
unwittingly seal her fate.
9:15 the owner of the phone that does not belong to Ashley calls from
his friend's phone. Ash flirts.
10:00 waiting for guy with mohawk to meet us and retrieve phone
10:30 hanging out with awesome guys, one with more of a faux-hawk than a
mohawk.
...the rest is history.

Best life EVER

I'M IN A BAR IN CHICAGO, AND "SOUL MAN" IS PLAYING. AND I WORK AT
SECOND CITY. I THINK I'M GONNA CRY.
- Megan

Quote of the day

So Megan, when we die...
(Yeah?)
When its time for judgement...
(?)
Do you know who's going to judge us?
(hmmm... God?)
Bea Arthur
(Are you saying Bea Arthur is going to lay the smote down on me?)
Yes, for defiling her name. You ...and Adam Sandler.

-Joe

On the day I went away...
Goodbye...
Was all I had to say...
Now I...
I want to come again, and stay.
Oh, my, my...
Smile, and that will mean I may.

'Cause I've seen, oh, blue skies
Through the tears in my eyes
And I realize, I'm going home.
I'm going home.

Everywhere it's been the same...
...feeling...
...like I'm outside in the rain...
...wheeling...
...free to try and find a game...
...dealing...
...cards for sorrow, cards for pain.

'Cause I've seen, oh, blue skies
Through the tears in my eyes
And I realize, I'm going home.
I'm going home.
I'm going home.
I'm going home