MeganK77 (11:35:59 AM): is that your cat in the IM window?
MeganK77 (11:36:12 AM): I waiting for it to do something funny
GConradS (11:36:33 AM): meow
GConradS (11:36:49 AM): it's the default on this puter... i thought it was funny
MeganK77 (11:37:27 AM): it's very hmmm... kinetic
MeganK77 (11:37:35 AM): like it's about to do ...something
GConradS (11:38:15 AM): it is thinking of witty comebacks...
GConradS (11:38:19 AM): like:
GConradS (11:38:31 AM): "asshole"
GConradS (11:39:51 AM): and better ones too
GConradS (11:40:01 AM): like "whatever"
GConradS (11:40:32 AM): or "talk to the hand, cause my feet aren't listening"
MeganK77 (11:42:35 AM): or "pussy"
GConradS (11:42:48 AM): you got it!
GConradS (11:42:58 AM): man that cat sucks at this
GConradS (11:43:03 AM): you are way better
GConradS (11:43:06 AM): hired
MeganK77 (11:43:14 AM): yay!
GConradS (11:45:13 AM): your first assignment is to figure out how to let the cat go...
MeganK77 (11:47:06 AM): take him out to lunch at a crowded resturant so he doesn't make a scene
GConradS (11:47:22 AM): good call
MeganK77 (11:51:58 AM): offer him a good severence package
GConradS (11:52:42 AM): look, i draw the line at giving an insult cat a golden parachute...