The moment has passed

So while I was lounging on the couch feeling the breeze and listening to
The Beta Band in perfect bliss, apparently my other roomate Lois was in
the kitchen cooking up a present for me.

Lois doesn't like me. When we met, she was totally cool. Let me pet
her, licked my face, etc. But when I got here last night she wouldn't
stop barking. Every time I entered the room or even looked at her the
wrong way, she'd make a big stink about it.

Within 5 minutes of getting all my stuff into my room last night she
staged a protest by peeing in the direct center of my bedroom carpet.
So I kept my door shut from that point on. I understand that I'm
invading her territory, but I'm paying rent! I'm assuming more than
her, that four legged freeloader!

Apparently when I sat on the couch next to her to enjoy the music, I
infringed on her personal space. She retaliated by taking two dumps in
the kitchen each the size of her head AND created a puddle of urine the
size of Lake Michigan that had trickled under the cabinets.

ALL I DID WAS SIT IN HER CHAIR! Crazy psycho roomate!

This means war, BITCH!

- Megan