Terror of Polish Food

I think if terrorists wanted to hit Chicago they would do it during a
Cubs game. That would be the worst. I made the mistake of trying to
leave my apartment as the game was letting out. Bad idea. And the Cubs
lost so people were grumpy as well.

You know when you're typing Cubs and you hit the A that's right next to
the S, it spells Cuba. So I almost told you a story about the Cuba
game.