Rumbling busses

Sometimes when I'm on the bus and it meets at a cross street at the same
time as another bus I get all excited because I feel like the busses are
going to fight. I really want MY bus to win. So I hold on to my seat
and say go bus go! But then the light changes and the busses obey the
traffic signals and nobody gets hurt. I wish my bus wasn't such a
pansy. Why don't you pull out a shiv and rumble? Why are you such a
poser, Bus?

I miss my friend Wendy Buss.