Church Friends

Yes, I have church friends again. They are cool though! We meet
officially every other week, usually to reflect on the word of God and
get lit (by the Holy Spirit of course). Actually we have a tradition of
drinking 3 beers in honor of the Holy Trinity. And then we start
telling jokes in Spanish and passing out sandwiches and condoms to the
homeless gay prostitute teenagers down the street. Good times. My self
esteem seriously went WAY up when a drag queen asked me to ditch the
Night Ministry volunteers to go clubbing with her the other night. You
know you got moves when drag queens wanna dance with you!