I just got off the phone with Elly in Malta! (Sorry about the bill, Mom) It's so nice to have someone to talk to at 2am. She was getting ready for work. I think I might have made her late! Oops! She always makes me laugh. I called because I had heard she broke up with her boyfriend and decided to move to Russia. My favorite thing about Elly is that her true stories are better than anyone's fiction.