Let's write about things that are more fun. I've been carrying my comedy notebook around with me wherever I go. It has become a joke unto itself. My friends have started to shout, "Hey, Megan, write that down!" whenever anything funny happens. And then they laugh because I actually do. I was at the grocery store with Luci B and I saw fake meat in the organic section and I said woah, and jotted down the names of all the meat wanna-bees.