7:45 AM Apartment-mate, with whom I share a bathroom and a wall but unfortunately not a key, is MIA and left her alarm clock radio on WMZQ. 7:45AM Country Music. So loud. So many hound dogs in pick up trucks and girlfriends leaving for las vegas or whatever the hell they do. So many DJs who feel like they need to yell between songs. So many twangy guitars.

I'm sorry for my sins, please! I repent! Anything but this!