I Really Am Clueless

So at the gym tonight, I watched the last 45 minutes of the movie
"Clueless." I hadn't seen it in a very long time, but I remember
watching it a lot in highschool and quoting it to an obnoxious degree.
Suddenly I had an epiphany. I had no idea how much that movie has
influenced my life.

Don't be buggin. It like totally makes sense. If you know me, watch it
again! You tell me if you think it doesn't bear some freakish
similarities to my standards for platonic and romantic relationships.