How Handy!

Me: "should I be helping?"
Zach: "no"
Me: "Mmmkay, cause I got some dishes to wash"
Zach: "There you go. Take off those shoes, woman, and get your ass
back in the kitchen where it belongs!"

I'd argue but in this case he was right. I can't hold up a bed frame,
but I can make the most awesomest steak you've ever tasted!

p.s. Yes, those are my schnazzay LA sunglasses he's using to cover his
eyes while he drills into the metal.